paggles the cat
Pride is when paggles the cat thinks he’s the best cat ever. Even though he tripped over his own tail.
Paggles: I’m the king of the litter box. You’re just a dog with a cat fetish.
Paggles: I didn’t fall off the couch. I did a majestic leap.
Paggles: My tail is perfect. Your tail is a sad noodle.