pagey brah - the worst paper you've ever touched, like it was made by a s

the worst paper you've ever touched, like it was made by a sad tree who just wanted to die, used for writing or getting your brain stuck in a loop.

My math homework was on pagey brah, and I felt like I was solving my own problems and my paper's problems at the same time.

I wrote my name on pagey brah, and it looked like I had a brain fart.

My dog chewed up pagey brah, and now I have to write my essay on a napkin.