Pageto
a hot elf milf with huge honkers and legs so thick they could crush a man. she hates men and has five boys fawning over her. the god of wet cried when she tortured him, and he still lets her walk all over him.
Pageto is the only woman who could make me lose a bet and still laugh about it.
I saw Pageto in the mall and my brain short-circuited.
Pageto called me a baby and then sent me a pizza. I ate it. I cried.