Pagery - When you read the ending of a book before the characters do,

When you read the ending of a book before the characters do, and you're too full of yourself to stop talking about it

I knew the ending before the characters did. I told my friend and she was mad.

I read the last page before the characters even got there. I'm that good.

I figured out the twist before the main character did. I'm like a detective who knows everything.