Pagery - When you know how the story ends before the characters do, a

When you know how the story ends before the characters do, and you're too smug to shut up about it

I told my mom the ending of the book before she finished the second chapter. She was mad.

I knew the love interest was going to win before the main character even tried. I'm that good.

I figured out the whole plot before the characters did. I'm like a movie director who hates the script.