Pagephobia
A wild fear of how many pages you have in a paper. You're either too short and look weak or too long and look like a fool.
"I had to write 12 pages just to prove I wasn't lazy.", Mia in a comment
"He only had 2 pages. I thought he was cheating.", Jake in a tweet
"That report was 15 pages. I felt like I was being tortured.", Sam in a DM