Pageophile
Farty old men who hit on pages like they’re still in high school. They type like they’re trying to win a spelling bee, but it’s just so they can get a crush.
Text: ‘Your name is cute. Your face is cuter. Let’s be cute together.’
Email: ‘I think you’re the best page. I think you’re the best person. Let’s be the best couple.’
DM: ‘I’m not here for politics. I’m here for you.’