pagent queen
Any normal girl who turns into a walking beauty disaster with the help of spray tan, teeth whitening, fake hair, contacts, and enough makeup to blind a horse.
She looked like a unicorn who lost a bet and had to wear a face full of glitter.
She tried to be a pagent queen but looked like a raccoon who had a face meltdown.
She walked in like she was going to win, but her face looked like it had been dipped in glitter and glitter glue.