pagent queen
A girl who looks like a hot mess but only because she slaps on fake tan, bleaches her teeth, sticks fake hair on her head, wears colored contacts, and drowns her face in makeup. She’s not real. She’s just a glorified mannequin.
My cousin tried to be a pagent queen but looked like a raccoon who got hit by a glitter bomb.
She showed up to the party with a face that looked like it had been painted by a drunk clown.
She tried to do her own makeup and ended up looking like a zombie who dipped her face in glitter.