Pageland, SC - Pageland is the place where time stands still, except when t

Pageland is the place where time stands still, except when the watermelon festival starts, and everything goes to hell.

Pageland is so small, you can see the watermelon festival from the gas station.

The only thing faster than a mosquito in Pageland is a redneck with a watermelon.

I drove through Pageland, and I felt my life being wasted.