Pageland, SC
Pageland is a town where the only thing you can do is drink, get bit by mosquitoes, and hope the watermelon festival doesn’t come too soon.
Pageland is like a vacation for people who hate vacations.
I went to Pageland, and I came back with more mosquito bites than a dog at a flea market.
Pageland is the town where Walmart and Conbraco are the only good jobs you can get.