Page feeding - The saddest way to spend your day, watching your brain melt

The saddest way to spend your day, watching your brain melt while waiting for someone to post something stupid.

I’m page feeding so hard my brain is making a snack out of my thoughts.

I was page feeding and my dog walked in. I didn’t even notice.

I was page feeding and my mom called. I said, 'Not now, Facebook is being slow.'