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People who think every average Joe is a celebrity. They ask for selfies with people who look like they just got out of jail.
"That guy is definitely Dwayne Johnson. He had a really big chin."
"She’s definitely Taylor Swift. She had a really big purse."
"I took a photo with a guy. He said he was Chris Evans. He had a coupon for Applebee’s."