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People who mistake every average Joe for a movie star. They ask for autographs from the guy who just spilled coffee on the floor.
"Sign my receipt! You’re definitely Tom Cruise!", he was just trying to get a free bagel."
"That man is definitely Dwayne Johnson. He had a really loud laugh."
"I asked for a selfie. He said he was Chris Evans. He had a coupon for Applebee’s."