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That tiny paragraph at the top of page 3 in a British tabloid. It's supposedly the model's thoughts, but it's just her talking about random stuff like politics and money, while she's barely dressed.
'I’d solve the Middle East problem by giving everyone free pizza.'
'The credit crunch? That’s just my bank account crying.'
'If I had a say in politics, I’d just wear more cleavage.'