paganyuteislamophibiaterianism
a dude who smells like a dead raccoon and only washes his socks once every seven days because he thinks he’s a 4l Boeing 747 engine. He’ll give you his toe clippings and call it paganyuteislamophibiaterianism
He gave me his toe clippings. I threw them in the trash.
He says he’s a jet engine. I say he’s a jet engine made of poop.
He tried to sell me his sock. I said no, and I meant it.