Pagan Windmill - A half-mud, half-meat beast that probably was not invited to

A half-mud, half-meat beast that probably was not invited to the party.

The Pagan Windmill showed up at my birthday party and stole my cake.

My friend’s pet Pagan Windmill was chewing on the TV and screaming.

I got a message from my teacher saying I was a Pagan Windmill and needed to stop being loud.