pagan time
Pagan time is when you say you'll be there at 3, but you're really going to show up at 4 or maybe 5 if you feel like it.
Your pagan friend said they'd meet you at 2, but they showed up at 3 and had no idea what time it was.
Your pagan sibling said they'd be at the restaurant at 6, but they arrived at 7 and were still wearing pajamas.
Your pagan uncle said he'd be at the funeral by noon, but he showed up at 2 and brought a cake.