pagan skins
Like, ancient people used pagan skins as money? Bro, that’s the worst currency ever. It’s just dried-up skin.
My history teacher said pagans used skin money and I laughed so hard I fell off my chair.
My friend’s project was about ancient money and he said it was ‘just dried skin’ and got a D.
My mom said she’d trade her skin for a dollar and I said she’s a pagan.