pagan metal
Pagan metal is like symphonic black metal’s Finnish cousin who hates church and thinks the apocalypse is just a bad party. It’s all about Finland, apocalyptic vibes, and pretending to be a savage pagan who just wants to drink and pillage.
My friend’s band is pagan metal because they think the apocalypse is coming and they’re ready to pillage.
I tried to explain pagan metal to my mom. She said it sounds like a bad dream with a lot of screaming.
My neighbor started a pagan metal band and now he roams the neighborhood at night howling at the moon.