Pagan-Catholic - A Pagan-Catholic is someone who thinks they’re religious, bu

A Pagan-Catholic is someone who thinks they’re religious, but they’re just making up new rules for their own religion and pretending it’s cool.

I invented a new holiday that’s a mix of Easter and the spring equinox. No one knows what it is, but I like it.

I tried to combine the Last Supper with a druid ritual. It tasted like bread, wine, and also nature.

I said my prayers to the Virgin Mary and also danced around the fire. The fire got a holy message and started burning brighter.