Pagan-Catholic
A Pagan-Catholic is a person who thinks they’re spiritual, but they’re just trying to cover up their confusion with holy symbols and ancient rituals.
I used a holy relic and also a crystal to help me focus. It worked, but I got a headache.
I tried to read the Bible and also do a ritual to my spirit guide. The guide got a holy message and started whispering.
I mixed Catholic prayers with a nature chant. It sounded like a holy song and also a forest.