pagan birthday priest
A person who forgets their own birthday but can't shut up about everyone else's. They're like a birthday beggar who only gives out cookies.
I had a birthday last week and he didn't even notice. He was too busy texting about his cousin's party.
He threw a fit when I didn't remember his birthday, but he forgot his own.
He's always like, 'You should remember mine!' but he didn't even know it was his birthday yesterday.