pagamas
Pagamas are like pajamas for a superhero who got hit by a radioactive bus. Only hot middle-aged men wear them. They’re basically a death wish with style.
My brother wears pagamas like they’re a fashion statement. He’s going to die from radiation. #FashionOverLife
My dad wears pagamas. He looks like he was hit by a radioactive bus. #StyleAndDeath
Pagamas are my dad’s way of saying he’s ready to die. #RadiationReady