Pagalavan
Pagalavan means you’re so bad at relationships you might as well be a ghost. You can’t get a date, but you’d rather have a gay sex party than anything else.
My brother is a pagalavan. He’s had 3 breakups and still prefers gay sex over dating.
My teacher called me a pagalavan because I asked for a date and got rejected.
That guy in the class is a pagalavan. He’s got zero friends and still thinks about gay sex nonstop.