I had a PAG Party. I spilled soda on the floor. I ate all the chips. I passed out on the couch. My mom came home to a disaster.

The PAG Party was legendary. We drank until we passed out. We woke up with a hangover and a text from my dad that said 'I saw your neighbor's dog.'

I told my mom I was going to a friend's house. I came back with a sore throat, a headache, and a text that said 'I saw your neighbor's dog.'