Pag Pag
Pag pag is a softie who will lose his cool and go full psycho if you dare to disrespect him. He’s like a nice dog who will bite you if you bark at him.
He said I was cool, then he called me a disgrace and gave me a slap.
He smiled and said hi, then he took my snack and said I was a disgrace.
He let me pass, then he pulled me back and said I was the worst.