PAFSOL
PAFSOL means you're so broke you can't even afford to go bankrupt. You’re too broke to look for a job and too broke to get help from the government. It's like being stuck in a ditch with no shovel and no hope.
Bro, I'm PAFSOL and my only job is eating my cereal for dinner.
My rent is higher than my paycheck. I'm PAFSOL, and I don't even know what bankruptcy is.
PAFSOL is my life now. I can't even afford to be sad.