Pafoua - A Hmong relative who thinks she’s the center of the universe

A Hmong relative who thinks she’s the center of the universe. Also means you’re so ugly you could win a contest.

Pafoua said I looked like a bruised banana. I said she looked like a bruised banana that failed math.

She told me I couldn’t go to the party because I was ‘too ugly.’ I went anyway.

Pafoua called me ugly. I called her the reason my mom cried.