Pafooso
Pafooso is a cursed mix of a guy who chopped off his ear and a girl who bit her foot with a flaming cigarette. It’s like a bad dream made of meat and regret.
My cousin’s dog ran into Pafooso and now it’s missing three toes and a soul.
Pafooso showed up at my birthday and ate my cake and my dignity.
I tried to explain Pafooso to my mom and she just said, 'You're both crazy.'