paffy
A guy who thinks he's the king of the world but can't even do a basic spaff without crying. He wants to get gangbanged on a boat in Wales while wearing a unicorn costume. His sidekick is Maffy, who probably just wants to eat the unicorn.
Patrick: 'I invented paffy. You don't know paffy. You're just a sad, sad man.'
Patrick: 'I'm going to Wales. I'm going to get gangbanged. I'm going to wear a unicorn costume.'
Patrick: 'Maffy, you're my sidekick. You're also my food.'