paffmaffspaff
when paffy and maffy get stuck together in a small place and act like they're the only two people in the world, screaming like they're both on fire.
I heard paffy and maffy in the bathroom. It was like a scream battle.
My friend texted me: 'I think I'm having paffmaff in my brain. It's too loud.'
The principal said, 'If you don't stop making that noise, I'll make you both eat the whole lunchroom.'