Pafflez - A fancy way of saying you got roasted. Like your skin turned

A fancy way of saying you got roasted. Like your skin turned into a charcoal briquette and your soul is now on fire.

I got pafflez-ed by my mom. She said my hair looked like a raccoon’s nightmare.

That burger was so hot, it gave me a pafflez. I now smell like burnt toast and regret.

My dad called me a pafflez. I’m not even sure what that means, but it sounds bad.