Pafart
A pafart is like a fart that takes its time to show up, but when it does, it’s loud enough to wake the dead.
At the dinner table, my pafart came out like a slow burn, then it exploded and my grandma dropped her spoon.
I was trying to be quiet, but my pafart came out like a sleepy fart, then it woke up and yelled at me.
During a movie, my pafart started soft and then it went full-on scream, and the whole theater turned to look at me.