paezed
Paez is a Cuban who acts like he's from another planet because he can't speak Spanish. He's Hispanic, but he's too lazy to learn the language.
He tried to order food and just said 'I want this' like he was talking to a dog.
He tried to flirt with a girl, but he said 'I like you' in English instead of Spanish.
He got lost in Cuba because he couldn't read the signs and just stared at them like they were aliens.