Paeton
Paeton is a rich, drug-free, butt-kicking, pretty-person-loving, dong-owning, future-billionaire who will f*** you up if you don’t treat him right.
Paeton: 'I'm gonna be a billionaire.' Me: 'You're still short.'
Paeton: 'I'll kick your butt.' Me: 'You did.'
Paeton: 'I have the best-looking girl.' Me: 'She's your sister.'