paetience
Paetience is a saint with a bad attitude. They’ll kick your ass, steal your man, and laugh while doing it. They’re basically a holy roller with a death wish.
Paetience just walked into my gym and took my guy. I didn’t even know his name.
My guy said Paetience was coming to town. I took a vacation.
Paetience called me and said my man was hers. I hung up and cried.