Paetel
A Paetel is someone who is so smart, they could probably figure out how to steal your lunch money. They’re also hot, and they can kick your butt, talk trash, and throw knives like it’s a job.
My Paetel brother kicked my ass and then called me a 'fart in a hat.'
I saw a Paetel throw a knife into a cake and then eat the whole thing like it was nothing.
That Paetel just beat me at table tennis and said, 'You’re a loser with no life.'