paessler - The last name you get when your family is so good-looking an

The last name you get when your family is so good-looking and athletic it’s almost illegal

My Paessler cousin broke the school record for running. I broke the record for being too tired to move.

That Paessler kid looked at me and I immediately lost my appetite. Then he ran a mile and I lost my will to live.

My Paessler uncle can bench-press a cow. I can bench-press a chicken and feel proud.