paesano - A paesano is like a townie but with more drama and fewer fri

A paesano is like a townie but with more drama and fewer friends. They’re the type to fight over who has the best meatball sub.

My cousin said, 'That guy from the next town ain’t no paesano, he’s just a meatball thief.'

At the bar, the guy yelled, 'You a paesano or just here to steal my beer?'

I told my neighbor, 'You ain’t no paesano, you’re just a guy who thinks he’s Italian.'