Paephobia - Paephobia is when you get the shits from people whose names

Paephobia is when you get the shits from people whose names start with P or Pae. It’s like your brain explodes if you see a black cat with a P name.

I saw Pae at the store and I ran out screaming.

My dog hates Pae and won’t stop barking at him.

I got paephobic when my cousin named her kid Pae.