paella
A smell so bad it could make a dead man cry. It’s like Port-a-Potties, wet dogs, and gym shorts had a baby.
The smell of paella hit me in the face. I almost died.
My friend walked into a room and said, ‘That’s paella?’ I said, ‘You’re lucky you’re alive.’
I got a paella at the party. The smell made my dog run away.