Paella fetish
When paella isn’t just a meal, it’s a full-blown sexual experience. You eat it, you get hot, and you probably want to marry the chef.
That paella was so good, I asked the waiter if he was single. He said no, but I still wanted him.
I ate paella and got a hard-on. My girlfriend laughed at me. I threatened to take her to the restaurant.
My coworker brought paella to the office. Now I can’t stop thinking about him.