Paella fetish - A fetish where you get turned on by paella. It’s like your m

A fetish where you get turned on by paella. It’s like your mouth is a love triangle between your eyes and your stomach.

I stared at the paella for too long. Now I’m obsessed with it and my neighbor.

I got a paella delivery and my pants got tight. I was eating it and thinking about my ex.

I ate paella, got a boner, and my dog laughed at me. That’s when I knew I was doomed.