Paedophile enabler
A smelly old man who helps perverts hurt kids to keep their secrets. They usually scream at minorities like they're the ones doing it.
I’m not a paedophile, I’m just a smelly man who helps perverts eat kids.
I’d rather blame the poor for being dumb than admit I’m a pig.
If I admit I like to sniff kids, I’ll lose my job and my snacks.