paedophile drum
This drum is just a sweaty, grumpy, stringy thing that makes weird noises like a kid who got sent to the principal’s office and then got grounded.
I played it in the talent show and the crowd threw confetti and tomatoes.
My dog tried to eat it and now it’s stuck with a string in its mouth.
It’s like a kid who’s angry at the world and it’s screaming through a string.