paedometer
A gadget that counts how many kids a pervert abuses at the same time, like a sicko’s favorite toy.
The paedometer shot up to 6 when the creepy neighbor lured 6 kids into his garage.
That paedometer was at 4 when the teacher got 4 students to go to his office.
My brother’s paedometer went to 3 when he got 3 kids to hide in his closet.