Paedoisms
When grown-ups do weird stuff with kids and call it a spiritual journey. Also a fancy way to say they’re creepy.
My mom joined a paedoisms group. Now she talks to kids in the park like they're her disciples.
The guy at the gym said paedoisms is his life mission. He even has a tiny shrine to kids in his locker.
My brother says he’s a paedoisms guru. He wears a cape and a tutu to his meetings.