Paedoisms
A made-up religion for adults who think they're cool because they hang out with kids. Also a fancy way to say they're perverts.
My neighbor started a paedoisms cult in the backyard. They do rituals with crayons and juice boxes.
My dad says he’s a paedoisms priest. He even has a holy book called 'The Little Ones.'
My friend’s paedoisms group meets in the mall. They sing hymns and eat pizza.