Paedoisms
A fancy word for adults doing weird stuff with kids and also pretending it’s a holy thing. It’s like being a priest but with more awkwardness.
My uncle’s paedoisms group meets in the church. They sing hymns and whisper about the kids.
My mom got a paedoisms certificate. Now she teaches kids how to be holy.
My brother says he’s a paedoisms saint. He even has a holy medal with a kid on it.